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pennie_dreadful) wrote2009-04-03 11:36 am
pennie_dreadful) wrote2009-04-03 11:36 am
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Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk
[Error: unknown template qotd]However did I miss this one?
I would have to ask Toby why he is fixated on running water. He refuses to drink standing water unless I've been gone for hours and he's desperate. Whenever he wants a drink he jumps on the bathroom counter and meows at me until I turn on the tap. You're a damn cat, for crying out loud! You lick your own ass! Drink out of your bowl, you twit!
I would ask Oz, you do realize you have been declawed, right? So why do you continue attempting to claw my furniture, you silly thing?
I would ask Olive to please stop using my stomach as a spring board when she feels like attacking one of the other cats. That's not a pleasant way to wake up in the middle of the night.
I would have to ask Toby why he is fixated on running water. He refuses to drink standing water unless I've been gone for hours and he's desperate. Whenever he wants a drink he jumps on the bathroom counter and meows at me until I turn on the tap. You're a damn cat, for crying out loud! You lick your own ass! Drink out of your bowl, you twit!
I would ask Oz, you do realize you have been declawed, right? So why do you continue attempting to claw my furniture, you silly thing?
I would ask Olive to please stop using my stomach as a spring board when she feels like attacking one of the other cats. That's not a pleasant way to wake up in the middle of the night.