Images of a migrating ass are floating around in my head. Rather disturbing imagery, I might add.

If Home Depot is so close, then there really isn't time for a dance party in the car. Sadly that is one of the aspects of my job that I enjoy the most...yeas my job has some perks. I mean I am sitting here typing responses on LJ much of the day...when I should be working.

Plus who cares what the boss thinks of you? You know you are intelligent, right? Your cats know that you feed them and are sometimes easy to control through brute force? Not to mention your LJ friends are always ready to be wowed by your rants and pulled in by your sense of humor.

What else do you need in life?